You know that you’re already having a bad day when you’re walking to your car and asking yourself, “What else can go wrong?”, and then you don’t even surprise yourself when you casually begin to mentally stroll through possible answers:

• Maybe so-and-so will call me and tell me that she doesn’t ever want to see me again? That would be a perfect way to complete this morning!
• …or maybe I’ll get into a wreck on the way home?
• …..and then she’ll call me! Yeah, that’s $#!%ing fantastic.

Bad days suck.